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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

September, 1991

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Lesbian and gay bowlers aim for eleventh season

If someone had told you it was going to happen, you'd surely have said "It can't ever," but it did. If someone had told you it was going to continue, you'd surely have said "No way," but it has. If someone had said it was going to happen on Sunday, you'd have surely said "Sure, with our hangovers, never," but it did.

Somewhere back in time, around 1980, 90 guys and gals met at the Chester Twin Lanes to form the first 18 teams (five bowlers per team) of the North Coast Bowling Association's very first season. Yes, it is a mixed league.

Glitter and glitz, sequin-studded bowling shoes and diamond tiaras in the hair, afternoon makeup and proper length eyelashes were all put away to allow for some real butch competition. (All kidding aside, some kept their makeup on).

Fact is, some teams even had real honest bowling shirts, with the sponsor's logo on the back. Real chic ...

The following year, the league had grown so large that it moved to the Ambassador Superior Lanes, 1500 Superior Ave., where they had 36 teams and a full house. The management must have liked them, for the league is still there. Then again, maybe they are locked in-someone should go check.

Two years ago, the league raised its nightly bowler fee from $6.00 to $7.00-that means that they kept the $6.00 fee for eight years.

The last few years the league has held at 28 teams with four division races and playoffs at the end of the season. Last year, the

league captains (in a hotly contested meeting) raised their handicap percentage from 80 to 90. It seems to give the lower-average teams a better chance to win. (Further tests on this are still in process.)

The league has always had teams sponsored by individuals or by businesses that cater to our community. Keys, the Leather Stallion Saloon and Jon Brittain's floral shop are three of the original sponsors still with the league.

The roster of former and continuing sponsors would read like a list of "where's that in Cleveland?": First Class Male, Sonya's Over the Rainbow, Memoirs, Tomahawk, Legends, Black Swan, Attraxions, the very, very old 620, Twiggy's, Water Street Dan's, Adams Street, More Loose Ends and many many more. It is difficult to remember yesterday, let alone ten years ago.

Also last year, to celebrate its tenth anniversary, the league awarded a $1,000 50/50 raffle at its banquet, which was attended by over 220 bowlers, patrons and sponsors.

The officers this year are: Jim G., president; Bill S., vice president; Bill H., secretary; Chuck D., treasurer, and Frank P. of Akron is officer-at-large. Jim G., Chuck D. and Bill H. are all returning for their fourth year in those positions.

If you are bored any Sunday afternoon between September and May, you are more than welcome to visit the Ambassador Lanes, 1500 Superior Ave., to see the league bowl. They start their 11th year Sept. 15. For information, contact Jim at 2528933 or Chuck at 941-6503. ▼

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